OCD and Me.

I am (a little bit) OCD. You'd never believe it if you saw my house, because for some reason I can't explain home is the only place I can let go of it. There are some things, however, that no matter where you are should just be a certain way.  
Toilet Paper. 
Ok? People? The roll goes OVER. Not Under. 
It's simple. would you like a visual aide? Do I need to get out the crayons and construction paper? OVER. What I can't begin to understand is how anyone could possibly think that the ass-wipe is easier to access the other way.  
Even further from my conceptual grasp is how the same person would fill the toilet paper dispenser under and the paper towel dispenser OVER. Clearly by putting the paper towels on the roll hanging OVER you have demonstrated that it functions better that way. The towels are easier to tear off. Easier to access. 
WHY DO YOU THINK THE ASS-WIPE IS ANY DIFFERENT WHATSOEVER.
Seriously? And I can't explain why this baffles me so completely. All I know is that I am not alone.  We have discussed this. I am not crazy. 
Ok. So I totally am. But that has nothing to do with toilet paper. 


Usually.